Monday, August 9, 2010

Firing Through the Red Center

So now we have reached the point where I recount everything from probably one of the coolest trips I took during my time in Oz-- THE OUTBACK.  But before you begin to read, please right-click and open this link in a new tab:


Now you can carry on as you were.  This was also the final big trip that I made before returning to the homeland.  I honestly had zero preconceived notions regarding "the bush."  I was prepared for heat, dry air, red soil, rocks, etc.  I was even prepared for the most dangerous wildlife on the continent... my mother's friend Barbara sent me this wild photo of a common resident of the red center, the treacherous Redback Spider.  Apparently these arachnids have the strongest venom in the continent, and can kill from a single poisonous bite.  These were such things I was prepared for.  On the other hand, I was absolutely nowhere near prepared for the hug culture shock that awaited me in the less widely known city of Alice Springs.





We had about a day to kill in the quiet, miniscule, kind of dodgy town of Alice Springs.  Luckily, our hotel had potato wedges, sour cream and sweet chili sauce and beer; so I felt right at home pretty fast.  The next morning we awoke at the crack of dawn and boarded our bus with our spunky tour guide Skip and a diverse group of fellow travelers.  We were quickly dubbed as the token Americans amongst some lively British princesses, some athletically inclined Germans, and a few other European travelers.

We conquered a crazy 3-mile hike throughout the gargantuan King's Canyon and marveled over the wild rock formations. There were also these awesome red-orange (orange-red?) wave-like patterns that created a gyrating sensation throughout the canyons, and some way cool fossilized shells and water patterns exemplified the fact that the whole place was once submerged under the oceans.  It was very interesting to learn about how aboriginal heritage is passed down through stories, since there is no established written language.  To wrap up the first day of the camping trip, we created a fire and cooked some kangaroo/ veggie mince.  As we layed and stargazed, we spotted the Milky Way and Skip even  taught us how to utilize the Southern Cross as a personal compass.  Slowly but surely we all zipped up into our swags and fell asleep.



The next day we awoke and traversed Kata Tujta.  We hiked along some once again BEAUTIFUL rock formations and enjoyed witnessing some faces within the rocks.  Skip utilized the formations  and  to tell us the Aboriginal sotries of creation, which was awesome.  Later we drove over to the Aboriginal Culture Center, where we were privelidged to learn a little bit about Aboriginal religion, diet, history, society.  Skip then led us on a hiking tour around a bit of Uluru, where Skip pointed our some epic cave paintings and sacred sights and told us the stories about the rock. For instance, various locations on/around the rock serve as ceremonial coming-of-age sites for men and women.  The stories really helped me appreciate the rock and gave me an awesome glimpse into Aboriginal culture. What I was also astounded by was the fact that such a huge, giant, enormous, single rock formation could have just spouted up out of the ground.  ASTONISHING!  We got to take some fun touristy sunset photos with the rock to end the day, and even shared the American culture with the group by making campfire s'mores (or least the closest thing we manage).

The next day, we awoke at the crack of dawn and travelled back to the rock.  While fighting the freezing temperatures and gusting winds, we successfully witnessed a righteous sunrise.  It was so cool to check out the slow colorful transformation that occurs every morning on this huge natural wonder.  The day continued with a relaxing hike around Uluru's edge, as we chose not to climb the sacred rock.  I had originally planned on ascending up the rock; however, I quickly changed my mind after learning so much about Aboriginal culture.  I couldn't help but sense a striking similarity of the sacred rock to the beautiful tree of Pandora that was destroyed in Avatar.  Skip made it clear to us that the rock was sacred to the natives, and I couldn't have lived with myself if I had chosen to disrespect another culture.  In addition, who knows if I evern would have LIVED to tell the story.  Just four weeks before, someone had lost their life after falling off the giant boulder.  I was not down to gamble with that!


The tour ended with a super fun (and hilarious!) camel ride at a camel farm, and we spent another day back in the little town of Alice Springs.  While there, we got to take a didgeridoo lesson and even got to interact with some Aboriginal women who were selling paintings, encrypted with the traditional dot art.  I purchased one, and the artist described the symbols that adorned it of Aboriginal women digging for reptilian foods beneath the earth.  We later attended a speaker session of an artist who shared his artwork and stories about his time spent at an Aboriginal community.

I was really taken with the amount of culture that was infused into my Outback trip, especially because I had zero prior knowledge about the native Australian culture.  I am so happy that I was privileged to learn so much about the Aboriginal society and traditions.  This trip definitely had the biggest cultural impact on me out of any of my other Australian adventures, and blessed me with some unforgettable memories.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

The Great Ocean Road


So as I sit here reminiscing about the semester that came and went WAY too quickly, I still am committed to suffering through the pain in order to deliver a few final blogs.  Here is the compilation of my fond memories of my camping trip down the Great Ocean Road, an iconic windy highway along the coast of Victoria.



I had eagerly awaited to hit up the Great Ocean Road all semester after hearing about the breathtaking views and affordable means of accomplishing such a trip.  A group of 10 American friends, 1 Australian Clancy, and I rented a enormous 12-seater white van and the excursion began.  We left St. Mary's late on Friday and immediately hit the road with copious amounts of PB&J, goon and enthusiasm.  After a couple hours of driving, we hit Bells beach for a nighttime beach adventure.  Although this beautiful beach would have been ideally viewed during the daylight, we were fascinated by the moonlit cliffs and horizon.  In addition, there was a bizarre phenomenon occurring in the sand.  When we would jump on the wet shore, bursts of glowing teal phosphorescence would radiate from our feet.  It was the coolest little thing, and something that I have certainly learned while traveling the globe is a fact that completely correlates with one of my favorite films, Zombieland: "Rule #32: Enjoy the little things."  We then passed the iconic Great Ocean Road sign, and found a cozy little oceanside plateau to camp out on for the night in Lorne.




The next morning we awoke to one of the most beautiful sunrises that I have ever seen in my entire life... and a half eaten sneaker that I had foolishly left outside.  Cheeky shoe-eating dingos!  After some PB&J's, we piled back into the van.  We passed by Cape Patton, and chilled out with some roadside elegant kookaburras and napping koalas that were buzzed on eucalyptus.  The Great Ocean Road quickly began to remind me of the Palos Verdes Peninsula with the super windy roads and gorgeous panoramic views.  I distinctly remember feeling comforted as though I were right back home.  We stopped for lunch in Apollo Bay where we enjoyed the calm beaches and a major highlight-- my first Kanga Sanga (Karngaroo meat Sandwich).  Honestly, I have to say that Kangaroo tastes like steak with a fishy zest and a less than charming aftertaste.  But nonetheless it was a super fun experience!  You know that they say, when in Rome... or Australia?





Later that night we the GOR's most recognizable natural monuments, The Twelve Apostles.  Of course, now there are only about 8 of these massive islands of eroded cliff, but they have still maintained their original numerical name.  We enjoyed viewing these beautiful wonders from a number of viewpoints, both traditional and adventurous.  Something about the apostles was so calming, that we seriously just let the time tick by as we scoped them out.  They were extravagant.  That night we camped out not far from the apostles and spent the night hanging by the campfire and stargazing for shooting meteors... I mean stars.

The next morning we awoke early to see some nearby kangaroos in their natural habitat right outside of our tents.  We hit the road early to see the Loch and Gorge, Blowhole and London Bridge.  Unfortunately, this is where our trip ended as we turned our gargantuan bus/van around to head home.  It was truly a trip for the books, and we all happily returned to UniMelb with sand between our toes and a true spirit of adventure.

More to come as I play blogging catch-up.  Cheers!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Brotherhood + Foods of Ethnicity = BRONICITY

So now that I am at home for the summer, I am now greeted with the challenge to accurately get all of my remaining Australian memories out of my head and on to the world wide web.  This particular memory spans just about over my entire stay in Melbourne, as some close buddies and I started this weekly tradition practically upon our arrival.  This tradition fondly became fondly and infamously known as "Bronicity."

As previously mentioned, Bronicity began pretty early on during my semester abroad.  My fellow American friends Michael O'Hara, Timothy Machat, Nicholas Heath, Robert Compitello, Richard Chen, Duncan Ariey, and I quickly grew tired of the ubiquitous dishes served to us in our college cafeterias.  Upon this, we together decided to venture out into the city in pursuit of finding the best multicultural restaurants.  As Melbourne is one of the most diverse coastal cities in Australia, we found this to be easy and super fun.  Our first ethnic meal was a personal favorite of mine.  We dined on some traditional Pad Thai's at the phenomenal restaurant Thai City.  After eating copious amounts of Pad Thai on my adventures in Thailand, I was practically a connoisseur of the stuff.  Fortunately, Thai City passed the quality and tastiness tests with flying colors.


The weeks in Melbeezy carried on and we the bros continued to treat our taste buds to an array of ethnic meals.  From Vietnamese pho to Afghan chicken to traditional Italian Pizza to Moroccan rice to Nepalese stir-fry to even the Australian interpretation of "Mexican food" --we tried it all.  Unfortunately, the "Mexican" burritos were not so delicious, tasting more like Ragu sauce on a tortilla.  I have to admit that I was primarily hesitant at fist to try wild dishes like the Afghan "Kabuli Palow" chicken; however, I was totally surprised as it was by far one of the most savory meals I had in Melbourne.  Other meals were easy favorites such as the Vietnamese pho noodles and authentic Italian pizza and wine from the hustlers on Lygon Street.  By far one of the best Bronicity's was when we suited up and headed to the Crown Casino located in the CBD along the Yarra River.


Since the creation of Bronicity, there have been many knockoff and less meaningful groups... Honicity... cough cough.  Sorry ladies.  You made a decent attempt to rival us, but nothing can compare to the greatness of Bronicity.  In the wise words of M.C. Hammer, "Can't touch this!"


Bronicity Thursdays were a great way for us all to keep in touch while also extending our adventure to different platforms.  I have never had such a diversity of cultural meals in such a short amount of time.  It was easily a highlight of each week, and I plan on continuing this epic tradition with my American pals. 

Bronicity is not your average multiple man-date, nor is it a tacky and meaningless social event.  Bronicity is a way of life, a metaphor for true companionship, and most importantly, a shared appreciation for devouring delicious foreign foods!

Monday, June 14, 2010

Family's Visit, Rowing Day and Hitting Up Ocean Grove, Panning For Gold Ballarat

So This is the first of my "catch up as quick as possible" blogs that I will be posting in the upcoming weeks.  I have jsut arrived home, so I figured that it may be a good idea to submit all of these great memories to the blogosphere ASAP.

Doing the Family Thing

Directly upon my return from the Great Barrier Reef, I was greeted by my family in Melbourne.  I was so thrilled to show them around the city as their personal tour guide.  I had certainly learned the ropes on how to properly lead some silly American tourists around Australia after learning first-hand from my previous guides. I met Mum, Sis, and Cousin Hannah down Swantson Street at Rydges Hotel, and we began on an awesome couple days of running around the city. The gang had already been to the Acquarium and experienced the beauty of Lygon Street, so I was redy to tour with them and also show them some of my favorite things.

We adventured to the Melbourne Zoo, where we saw all kinds of wild and funky fauna.  The higlights included koalas hopped up on eucalyptus, a mysteriously nocturnal platypuses, food-fighting roos, and a manor of amusing meerkats (which probably held our short attentions spans the longest out of any of the other animals).  Besides the animals, we had a cheeky time walking about with our guide Barbara, a little old Aussie woman with a passion for aminals.  We enjoyed picking her brain as we waited in the ridiculously long line to see the new baby elephant named Mali.  Mali was alright too.


After the zoo, we hit up my favorite film industry-related and technologically advanced exhibition, the ACMI-- which I can proudly say that I had been to over 5 times before leaving Melbeezy.  We cruised around on the free tram, and of course, the California girls had to experience all of the best shopping sites in the city.  They knew more about the city's shops than I did! We also laughably spent an entire afternoon along the Yarra River, searching for a practically nonexistent sandwich shop that the fam had "seen the day before." Oh well its makes for a good story....... and then I found a hundred dollars. (My buddy Mike frequently used this line to dig himself out of a bad story).  The best part of the fam's visit was easily our obsession with Lygon Street, the "Little Italy" are in Carlton. We ate the most delicious and authentic pizzas and pastas every night.  Such a great time! And funny enough, I think this was one of their favorite parts of the trip!

Hitting the Water: Rowing Day 2010


So after exuding my stellar dance moves at the previously mentioned Fresher Dance Off, I then set my sight on tryouts for the Mary's Rowing Team. Mary's men's rowing had previously held a culture of nonchalance, as the men had "always come in last." Now as a business major, I completely understand how difficult it is to change a long-lasting culture.  For this reason, I focused on at least not getting last.  After two weeks of biking to the Yarra at the crack of dawn for 5AM practices, Rowing Day finally came.  All of the colleges flooded the banks of the Yarra River, eagerly waiting to cheer on their racing comrades.  Now, I'll skip all of the suspensful gobbledygook and cut to the chase.  We came away with a righteous third place win to celebrate... let's just disregard the fact that it was a third place in our three-boat heat.  But we didn't get last in the times at least, so we considered it an epic win and celebrated accordingly.  After the annual Rowing Skulls celebration, lets just say I definitely slept well that night.  By the way, "skull" is the Aussie word for "Chug."  Oh boy!

Ocean Grove and Ballarat


Probably two of the coolest trips I have made over the course of my time abroad have been weekend trips to friends' homes in Ocean Grove and Ballarat, two satellite towns around Melbourne. 

I first visited my pal Joe Doak's home in Ocean Grove.  Joe was also my next door neighbor in Mary's.  Bobby and I trained out with Joe, and we had a blast checking out his old stomping grounds.  Joe lived Ocean grove on a farm of one sheep named Sean and a part-dingo dog to sheep-herd Sean the sheep.  Joe's family was super accommodating.  I got to enjoy some delicious home-cooked food and even sleep in a real non-college bed.  We went out that night into Geelong for one of the latest nights I had yet, partying until 6AM.  It was a crazy fun time, and it even ended with a Macca's run.  The next day, Joe took us to one of his favorite beaches at Point Lonsdale.  We snorkeled a bit there and got to swim through some super cool cave tunnels in the reefs there.  We freaked out a bit when some unwanted party guests showed up, a stingray and a HUGE manta ray. It was crazy!


We also caught a train out to Beth's house in Ballarat, the town of the historical Australian Gold Rush.  Beth was one of my Fresher Dance teammates.  She took us to Sovereign Hill, a theme park filled with traditional Australian foods and characters dressed in colonial apparel.  We snacked on sausage rolls, learned to write in proper calligraphy and and even panned for gold.  After finding a few specks, we tried to trade to haggle with the shopkeepers to trade us for some goods.  Unfortunately, we were unsuccessful.  To finish off the day, Beth and her family treated us to an Australian barbie of meats, veggies and bread.  So bomb!


Monday, May 24, 2010

Ultra-Adventure in Queensland -- Spring Break 2010! -- PART 3

Ultra-Adventure in Queensland -- Spring Break 2010! -- PART 2

All right, so here is the end all be all of my spring break blogging endeavors.  It has certainly been a long time coming.  Nonetheless the following details the rest of my CRAZY trip up the Eastern Coast of Australia.  What is to follow is literally an adrenaline-pumping rollercoaster ride of adventure and near-insanity.

CAIRNS & THE GREAT BARRIER REEF

Day 7:

Diving the Reef: Now, I came to Australia with only a few expectations.  I knew straight from the moment I arrived that I wanted to go to the Great Barrier Reef.  Seriously, after hearing that this proclaimed natural wonder of the world could be seen from outer space, I knew that I had to venture up and check it out.  Moreover, I wanted to earn my scuba diving license while in Australia; however, due to higher priorities and a severe case of laziness, I never got around to getting my license.  Luckily, many companies offer single dive tours, so we were able to head out for a scuba adventure at the reef.



After a quick PB&J breakfast (as savvy backpackers, we ate PB&J and cereal for nearly every meal besides dinner to save cash), we walked over to the Cairns harbor to board a yacht for our scuba trip to the reef.  We set sail with Ocean Spirit Cruises out onto the great ocean blue.  We took a group shot with the ships photographer, in which my mate Kristen sported a super cool lifesaver necklace. Not long after that, many people in our group passed out and tanned on the deck due to a big night out the night before.  Once again, we totally lucked out as the sun began to creep out through the clouds.  Success!  We were awoken by our skipper over the loudspeaker and directed to head inside for our dive instructions. There, we learned the diving basics.  For instance, the “okay sign” works as a question and an answer while submerged.  We also learned the importance of equalizing your ears to avoid feeling like your head is going to explode.  Unfortunately, that’s all I remember, which is a consequence of my ridiculous blogging procrastination.  Anyways, we stinger suited up and were soon ready to dive.


The dive was phenomenal! Even though my dive instructor practically had me on a leash, I was felt as though I was on another planet.  I was practically an astronaut sucking air through my space helmet and descending through anti-gravitational space. Sorry for the extended metaphor, but it was an awesome feeling.  The reef was practically glowing with extraordinary gold and orange hues.  I swam through narrow canyons of 15-foot coral walls with all kinds of sea life covering them.  It was absolutely nuts! I saw fish in literally every color, purple-mouthed giant clams, starfish, lobster antenna, and even…wait for it…. drumroll please…. FOUND NEMO!  He and a few of his other clownfish friends were spending day nestling in their anemones.  That by far finished my day of scuba diving on an excellent note!  On another note, our dive instructor showed a jellyfish that doesn’t sting and upon telling us how people are dumb for assuming that every jellyfish can cause harm, he realized he was being stung by a blue bottle jelly.  He quickly poured vinegar over his sting as we had a good laugh at the irony.



To celebrate a wicked day at the reef, the gang and I dined once again at P.J. O’Brien’s once again.  The night continued with a 2-for-1 drink specials at a really fun bar called the Woolshed and a booming dance party back at Gilligan’s.  We showcased our awesome dance moves in the dance cages at Gilligan’s and even made friends with some of the local people of Aboriginal descent.  They really knew how to party!

Day 8:

Skydiving: The high energy and extreme spring break carried on as we awoke to go skydiving the next day.   I swear I experienced every possible emotion in the time leading up to this day.  I was nervous, anxious, excited, jittery, relaxed, doubtful, confident, and at times terrified.  Like, I had heard of this condition called the bends that can occur when you fly shortly after scuba diving.  I guess that the nitrogen left in your blood from the tank can cause blood clots when the pressure changes while flying.  I remember from when Danny dove in Thailand that there is like a 20-hour rule, and we were definitely cutting it close.  All I could do was trust our travel agent who had aligned these days together.
From the second we arrived to the diving location, we were quickly directed to fill out liability and code of conduct forms.  I hardly had the time to think about pre-dive jitters, and within 20 minutes of arriving, we had geared up, met our divemaster, ran through some diving protocol, and began loading into the airport-bound bus.  My dive masters name was Dougie, a laid-back bloke whose sense of humor chilled me out and got me hyped for the thrill.  Arriving to the aircraft was a rush all of its own.  There were 8 of us diving together and somehow we all managed to fit into a tiny little aircraft.  As we took off, Dougie assured me that there was no turning back now and we began to ascend up to our 14,000 foot jumping point.  Because Dougie and I were among the first to enter the aircraft, we were also to be among the last to jump (second to last actually). 

Things were going great as we ascended and I enjoyed the checking out the dynamic views of lush hills and the gleaming oceanfront.   It wasn’t until we reached our maximum height and the doors swung open that the shock factor erupted in the plane.  My buddy Nick was the first to go and quickly after that pandemonium ensued as everyone enthusiastically started screaming and laughing.  People started dropping like flies, both literally and metaphorically.  It all happened so fast.  Once I had scooted over to the edge of the aircraft, my memory of the event sort of goes photographic.  I remember the terrifying bliss of the first plunge, but everything else is sort of funny and fuzzy.  It was both the quickest and longest minute of my life if that makes any sense.  I both loved it and feared it all at once, but it was a wild ride nonetheless. The feeling of the rushing winds nailing me in the face and the sound of pure silence (apart form my screamingf of course) were overwhelmingly awesome.  Before I know it, Dougie had pulled the parachute and it was a smooth sail down the rest of the way.  He even let me maneuver the chute for a while, as I pulled the cords, which allowed us to turn and spiral downward.  Spiraling was a thrill of its own, causing a whirling spinart view of blues and greens.  Tandem skydiving is the very essence of “living on the edge” and I am so psyched that I accomplished it!


We spent the rest of the morning watching our videos.  They were hilarious!  Mine was quite surprising, however, as I do not appear to express the thrill and excitement that I remembered form the dive.  Straight from the jump, my face went to pure terror.  Although the visual terror subsided a bit as the video continued, unfortunately even my “Hi mom!” and “Rock on!” shutouts are a bit dimmed by the intensity all over my face.  Even now, I still attribute the terrified expression to the tight goggles I wore on the dive.  I firmly still assert that my big head caused the tightened goggles to pull my eyebrows and other parts of my face inward, causing a less than happy look. Anyhow, feel free to let me know if you would like to check out the video, and you can decide for yourself.  It’s a good laugh!


Whitewater Rafting: We relaxed for a bit that afternoon to recover from our skydiving escapades.  We had some lunch and then once again boarded a tour bus to head over to the river for some extreme whitewater rafting.  Now I’ll be honest, rafting seemed is a little less adventurous, especially after skydiving that morning, but it was still a great time.  We had a blast cruising through wild rapids down the river, and many extreme drops and dips hurled us out of the boat.   Just check out the photos to see the exciting time we had while rafting.  We definitely got wet and wild on that adventure!


That night we turned the city out to go out with a bang before we left Cairns!  We went to a club called The Heritage, which featured teapot drink specials, wild strobe lights, scandalous dancing poles, and a guest DJ from the group Ministry of Sound.  The final night of our trip was easily our biggest yet.  We all got to show off our Fresher Dances to the random people at the club, and we just had a great time celebrating the end of our crazy, wild, adventurous, exciting, extreme week up in Queensland.  Spring Brean ‘010!  Wooooo!


SPRING BREAK ‘010: THE BREAKDOWN

Spring Breakers:

Jennifer Brick, Kayla Carnahan, Richard Chen, Robert Compitello, Nicholas Galante, Alicia Gorecki, Nicholas Heath, Sarah Karron, Timothy Machat, Kristen Nepocemeno, Michael O’Hara, Dana Popp, Talia Shtein, Kelsey Van Nostrand

Rules:

  1. The phrase “spring break” must directly be followed by a group “Woo!”
  2. No saying “no” without an extremely reasonable reason, in order to encourage the best time possible on Spring Break ‘010…. Woo!

References:

Shtein, Talia.  The Journal of Talia Shtein. South African Notebook Press: 2010.